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judge in court: everything u say will be held against u
me: boobs
jury: haha
lawyer: haha
judge: haha case dismissed

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James Sirius, Fred II, Louis, & Molly II become the next group of pranksters in which Molly knows all the rules & how to break them, Fred gets the supplies, Louis uses his Veela charm to get out of trouble & James comes up with most of the plans

submitted by: anon

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2014 Bad Joke No. 203


What do you call a T-Rex that keeps falling on its backside?

A tyranno-sore-ass.

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